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"I don't need an alarm clock..." - Premium Matte Poster

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"I don't need an alarm clock... I have a Dachshund" - Funny novelty poster! 


✅ Ideal in the kitchen or in the bedroom

🖼 Exclusive design not available in stores.

ℹ️  Museum-quality poster made on thick and long-lasting matte (uncoated) paper. Frame not included.

🎁 Great as a gift.

🇪🇺 Designed in Ireland, ships from Europe.

Note: depending on size chosen,  may be slightly different.

Product Information

Paper weight: 200 gsm / 80 lb
Shipped in sturdy packaging protecting the poster
Printed and shipped on demand. No minimums.


  • Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

  • Please allow 4-10 business days for delivery under normal circumstances. 

  • Orders containing multiple items may arrive in separate packages at different times. 

  • For further details, Our shipping policy is here.



We provide a 2 year guarantee on all our products. We hope our customers are satisfied / never have to make a return, but do understand that sometimes the unforeseen can happen.

We provide replacements or refunds in any one of the below scenarios:

  • Within the 14 day cooling off period.
  • Broken / Defective 
  • Does not match the description
  • Never arrived. 

This does not affect your statutory rights.

Full details of our Refund / Return policy are available here